My father is a sasquatch. Would that make my mother a victim of bestiality?

No one is using this thread as anything but a place to pretend to brag about stuff no one else cares about :(

I have skid marks in my undies :-)

My penis is about 3 inches erect :-/

I haven't fucked a chick in her pussy yet....

join the group...


/me hides his son.

i once broke my arm fisting a girl

i fell down the stairs and broke my arm and nose.
i got hit in the head with a baseball, and had the stich markings.
i forgot the lines for a school play in MS and ran away after i forgot 'em. :D