my weener is twice as long as that dick over there on the picture:D

lol sorry gonna

that's some sort of scary mutation. That needs to get checked out.

LMAO..thats funny

Yeah you should definately see a doctor about that..

you do you expect to peneterate a chick with something like that shark . . .

It'll do more harm then good.

one year i just went out and stole candy from kids

Its ok as long as you told the kids that you are going as a criminal this year.
I went as a criminal one year but everybody thought I was the hamburglar.

cuz u kept tryin to hold up mcdonalds..but when u refused money and said burgers only they laughed y aoutta the building...i remember that year too..i was the getaway driver LMAO

Hahahahaha