I have no clue what Ero-sennin is or Tsunade-obaachan, but ill go with

Tsunade-obaachan

Football or Soccer

Ero-sennin (perverted hermit ftw)

Zombie infested world or Nuclear holocaust?

Nuclear Holocaust

Bruce Lee or Jet Li?

Jet Li, he didnt scream so much his head exploded like Bruce Lee did.

Intel or AMD?

Intel, I like there ads better.

Visa or Mastercard?

Visa.

Another retarded question or another retarded question...errrr......

pop-tarts or cereal?

Pop-tarts. Cereal, while giving me wipeless shits, is too much of a hassle.

Canada or Mexico?

mexico.

hot dogs or hamburgers?

hamburgers, for obvious reasons

Death by:

slowly drowning or slowly burning

slow burning, fire is cool

plasma or lcd?

plasma is the 4th state of matter, so I choose that based on principle.

Mythic Dawn or the Dark Brotherhood?

Dark Brotherhood (even know i dont play elder scrolls, google ftw).

Band Of Brothers or Macgyver?

Band of Brothers.

Simpsons or family guy?

simpsons, it's a classic

yahoo or google

Google.

Peanut M&M's or Hershey's Kisses?

Peanut m&m's


do you prefer:

nice boobs or nice ass

Nice ass

Summer or Winter

summer! that's like asking Golden Axe or Turtles.


Johnny Bravo or Dexer's Lab? LOL

Dexters Lab ftw.

NASCAR or GNCC? If you dont know what GNCC is google it.....

NASCAR, as much as I hate it. GNCC has dirt bikes and ATV pieces of shit. NASCAR has displacement, even if they cant make right turns.

WRC or Rally America?

WRC, The best part is watching all the knarly crashes.

Budweiser or Miller Genuine Draft?

MGD

Which would you rather have:
6 Pack of Beer or 1 glass of Crown w/ Coke

6 pack of beer for social purposes

If you could travel back in time, who would you rather meet:

Da Vinci or Shakespeare

Da Vinci

Pinky and the Brain or Johnny Bravo

Pinky and the Brain (Just cause i still hear the theme song in my head)

EPL or MLS (English Premiere League) or (Major League Soccer)

MLS, Go Rapids!

Hot Chick with Bad Bad Attitude, Nasty Breath and Stinky Pussy,
OR
Fun Chubby "OK" Looking Chick, who Gives Greatest Blow Job Ever on First Dates.

Fun Chubby "OK" Looking Chick, who Gives Greatest Blow Job Ever on First Dates.

Sleep with your mum...

Or

Sleep with your dad...

....

Would you rather date

A girl with one eye or a girl with one ear?

One ear =\

Full Metal Panic or Bubblegum Crisis?

Bubblegum Crisis, the show that started female fighting.

2 cores or 4?

4 of "cores"(pun intended)

24 or Heroes?

Heroes, never got into 24

Ignorant black people or Snobby white people

Which of those do I hate more? Ignorant black people

computer games or console games

Console Games

Better date?
Dinner and a Movie or Theme Park

Theme park; if the food is bad or the movie is bad they will blame you in their head, and if the movie or food is good they will just think that it is good. Theme park will get them to instinctively trust you when they are scared.

television or computer

Computer because you can get tv on your PC

murcielago lp640 or lambo superleggera

South America, its warm and there are beaches..canada is too cold as it is, let alone after a nuclear winter lol.

Fly or Drive

Fly, driving is too expensive and more dangerous. By now, most everyone flys so many times a year that it's like nothing, so you can relax and catch a nice little nap and be where you gotta go by the time you wake up, where as driving... eh. Exhaustion from looking at that fucking white line for miles and miles and miles, lol.

Bottled Water, or Soda?

Soda.

£5,000,000 or 170 IQ.