Granted, but you have no other sense

I wish this kool aid had a taste

Granted, but it's the last kool aid drink you'll ever have.

I wish the grass was greener on the other side

granted. it IS greener on the other side. you just have to get through the hoards of undead to get there.

i wish movies were real :P

Granted, but your life revolves around a gay porn film.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Cherry Blasters.

(since no one did your last one ice i shall grant u two.)

granted but its to Hiroshima on August 6, 1945


granted but u are allergic to sugar.

i wish i had no problems

ooh that is a hard one to deal with but ur in helllllll

i wish i had a beautiful gf and ther was nothing wrong with me or her and we lived happily

Granted, but you only live happily for 3 hours.

I wish I was built.

Granted, but you have agoraphobia

I wish this game would end

granted, but you keep replaying it in your mind over and over again for all eternity, its all you can think about.

i wish everything i touched turned to gold

granted but then one day u touch ur wife and kids and then u are left with no-one and u cant eat or drink

i wish 3 hours lasted 4 ever