Granted but you cant move or touch anything...you just stand there and stare at nothing

I wish whatever monetary denomination you use to buy things grew on trees

Granted, but it's the Great Depression, and all currency is worthless.

I wish Ice would get a new computer so I can play games with him again

granted but his yours is broken

i wish money grew on trees

That wasn't just asked.

Granted, but inflation is at 999999999999%

I wish this damn board didn't have a letter limit

granted but your computer will only let u type 100 letters per half hour

i wish
whatever i wanted to watch was on on every channel on tv

Granted, but both of your eyes are stabbed out and there is no sound.

I wish I had something to eat right now.

Granted, but everytime you eat something u throw it back up right away.

I wish I didnt have to goto the dentist tomorrow

granted but u ahve an operation o pull out ur teeth under no sedation

i wish i had a nice gf

well you dont, get the fuck over it

LMFAO

granted but she doesn't remember you or know who you are

I wish gas wasn't so expensive(racing fuel is $6.49/gal)LMAO