Corrupt Wishes
 

Aight I saw this done on another forum and it was fun. You make a wish, then the next person grants it but there has to be something bad with it.

Example:

I wish I had a boyfriend.
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Post:
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Granted, but he has every kind of STD you can imagine.

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kk so I wish I was filthy rich.

Granted, but you can't spend it on urself, immediate family or friends.


I wish Ice had a boyfriend(only cuz I know you really wanted to wish this) lmao

Granted, but you(Spin) are his boyfriend, and he makes sweet ass sex to you every night.

I wish there were 40 hours in a day.

Granted, but your sleep cycle stays the same

I wish I could tone down my abs

LMFAO ran head on into that door dint i lmao...dammit

Granted, by they will be toned into the shape of a heart.

I wish I rocked at programming.

Granted, but you have a job as a programmer for a Male-Male erotic website



I wish i had a kick-ass computer

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had a hotass fucking gf.

granted but shes the town cum dumpster


i wish i had superpowers

granted, but you can only grow your nails longer and shorter

I wish a was a ninja

Granted, but your a ninja turtle and live in a sewer

I wish I could be born again with all the knowledge I know now.

Granted, but this time you are black.

I wish I was a member of the ANBU.

rofl

Granted but all your missions involve killing your loved ones

I wish I was rich

Granted, but you can only spend the money on spoons.

I wish I had 4 arms.

ROFLOROLFORLFORLOFLROLRFOLROFLROFLO man, thats funny.

Granted, but you don't get the MK movie deal to play Goro

I wish I was poor.

Granted, but you're poor AND unhappy.

I wish I was as hot as Brad Pitt.

Granted, but you are gay



I wish women were not so confusing.

Granted, but they are also abstinent

I wish I was happy

Just wanted to let everyone know that I posted this game on ColumbusRacing.com this morning, and it is already up to 4 pages.

Granted, but your retarded and your meaning of happy is having fruit loops stuck up your nose.

I wish I were uber 1337 in every game.

Granted, but you now suck at life.

I wish I could afford better parts for my car.

Granted but ur bedridden and cant drive it


I wish I owned a tropical island

granted but its in the bermuda triangle

I wish i could read peoples thoughts

granted, but the thoughts are all written longhand and the pages are somehow stuck together.

i wish i wasn't losing my hair.

granted, but its all pink and grows faster than you could possibly shave it on your ass.

i wish for immortality

granted but you take the form of a white tiger and are forced to perform with Sigfried and Roy


i wish for world peace

Granted, but now you have galactic war.

I wish for Tron Lightcycles.

Granted, but u have no hands to hold on a drive with

I wish there were no nuclear weapons

Granted, instead ECM bombs are used.

I wish I knew everything there was to know in the universe and to be able to share it with the world

Granted, but your vocal cords are ripped out, your eyes put out, and your hands cut off so you have no way of communicating the knowledge to anyone.

I wish I could graduate from college this year.

Granted, but you find out that the diploma/degree is bogus as the school is a fraud and none of the credits are transferrable.

I wish it never got below 50 degrees Fahrenheit

Than it isn't granted

Granted, but it never goes below 150 degrees F either

I wish I could move things with my mind

granted. you can move your arms, legs, head, any body part, but you are too weak to effect the outer world.

i wish we didn't need sleep

Granted. Instead you have to be plugged into a receptacle

I wish to end world poverty

Granted, but you do so by killing half the globe.

I wish I were magically and went to Hogwarts.

Granted, but you are best friends with Neville and you are a half breed, your wand is in the form of a dildo, and every magic jelly bean you eat tastes of Dumbledores muff.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but when u fly u cant breathe

I wish the sky was always blue

granted but your balls are constantly "blue" as well

i wish i could have a 10 minute orgasm