Diablo 3 Release Date!!!
 

Please, don't judge this before you read it through and think about it! I finally, after several months of extensive research have found the true secret that Diablo carries. Please bare with me.

Believe it or not but the secret of diablo 3 is within the Dol rune. By now, you are all probably thinking wtf this guy is trolling. But before you discredit me let me show to you this jaw-dropping truth. The stats of a Dol rune:

Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7



Some simple mathematics:
25x7x7x7 = 8575

Why Is this important you ask?

Well. In diablo 1, the lord of terror had PRECISLY 8,575 hit points. Are you getting scared? There's more

Note the stat on the dol rune that stands out the most, "Hit causes monster to flee 25%" Now, naturally this ONLY works on regular monsters but not bosses ... right?

That's were you are wrong. In diablo II "normal" difficulty has PRECISLY 34300 Hit points ( 8575 being exactly 25% of his health!)

What does this mean to us? Well, because of some glitch in the hardcoding of d2:lod this fact somehow allows you to surpasse the boundary of "hit causes monster to flee" not affecting bosses. In otherwords, because of this fault on behalf of the blizzard programmers aslong as you have a dol socketed into a weapon you can make diablo run away from you with each successfull hit. Ironic isn't it? The lord of terror, in TERROR. ( Some argue this was initially an intentional "easter-egg" the programmers added for a twist)

Okay... okay. After making you read all of this I won't disappoint you. There is indeed an even greater scandal revolving around the dol rune. One that will literally make you $!@% bricks after reading this. Let's move on!

Anagrams. Guess what? An anagram of "Dol" is Lod. Coincidence? Lod stands for Lord Of Destruction which is an expansion for diablo. An anagram of Lord Of Destruction is: consider fold trout.

Consider fold trout ...

For months these words echoed in my head and it wasn't untill tonight I realised what impact these words bare and I felt compelled to type out this thread and share it with you all.

I quote Merriam websters: Quote TROUT Middle English, from Old English trūht, from Late Latin trocta, tructa, a fish with sharp teeth, from Greek trōktēs, literally, gnawer, from trōgein to gnaw Please notice the word gnaw.

I knew I had seen this very word somewhere in the game before, but where? Gnaw Fold. It was a rare ring I had left in my stash since 1.07. According to recent databases, the prefix Gnaw and the suffix Fold no longer exist, however they did in 1.07. I was one of the lucky few to recieve this ring randomly from as far as my memory serves me, from the gidbin quest. Enough about the ring, let me explain to you all how this fits together... PERFECTLY.

Gnaw Fold - Unique ring stats:
Attack rating +25
Vitality +7
Life +7
Energy +7
Mana +7

Do you see the similarities yet? Well, if you don't than look back at are old friend the dol rune.

Quote The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7

Admit it, you are scared? This is where this little discovery takes a VERY, VERY awkward and interesting turn.



They're three difficulties on d2 'Normal', 'Nightmare' and 'Hell' In the "Hell" mode of diablo lod, diablo has a 0.05575% chance of dropping a Dol rune. Why Is this important? Apart from the scary number-patterns this tells us that JUST as with the dol rune glitch that allowed you to make diablo flee from you, here a very simliar glitch occurs. Once again, because of the "Sloppy Hardcoding" of D2 LOD (Mind, it was a rush job after the sky-rocketing sales of classic) whenever you kill diablo in hell with this ring in your ring slot the game crashes. I bet you all are thinking now, WOW what a waste of time! He made us read ALL of this to tell us that because of the incompetence of blizzard employee's the game crashes if you wear some really rare ring and just HAPPEN to get a dol rune drop for you. This is wrong. As you will find out in just a sec there is something special about this error message. It returns the following value to your screen: 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39.

At first glace 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 seems completly random, just some error code right? This is where you are wrong, deeply wrong.

64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 is hex for : Diablo 3 09/09/09. Don't believe me? Google ANY Hex translator and try it yourself.

From this ASTONISHING information I would like to conclude that based on my findings I believe (and believe all you others should acknowledge aswell) that diablo 3's official release date is 09/09/09.

Lol. Yeah I've read that already. But seriously. Even if it were true, how likely would it have been for the developers to know in advance when D3 was going to be released.

I actually thought upon reading your title there was new information on the release date. I hate your guts.

the only part of that story that has to be bullshit is the error code..and since there is no ss, there is no proof.

pfft, ryan hopefully its out soon enough (nice copy and paste job fyi) i wouldnt mind getting back into a game like diablo.

My guess would be a release just before Christmas this year. At the earliest.

Plus if it was true Khaoz would of already posted about it emphatically

lol. I'm not quite the videogame fanatic i once was. College, Work, 2 kids and a wife don't leave the time I once had to research the hell out of everything.

i dont believe u khaoz

ss proof required.

Maybe, but I'd still wager you'd know before anyone else lol

wondering if D3 and SC2 might give a small rebirth to this clan.. id love to play with all the old peeps maybe im just sentimental dunno

That's what I'm hoping.

i might play diablo3...idk though. i kinda like playing fifa :o

dont be dumb soccer is boring in RL i cant imagine a video game being SOOO much funner than d3 or sc2... u must be high

i call dibs on Warlord for D3 MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...THE EVIL IS COMING...ITS COMING!!!

Ha! We'll see about that!

chappy's already demoted to the afterlife LOL

i got a niffty idea how about we worry about actually being active and game together instead of worrying about who has what rank or who has what privileges.

Shut up you fucking peasant. I will demote your ass to to w/e I see fit. I'm the boss. Nuff said.

Edit: That was sarcasm <3

thats two demotions already
OUCH

hell kite your a nazy, and ith go back to the wow div..this is real man talk here hahahahaha....no ones talking about anything man, we are playing around with each other cause we have known each other for almost 10 years...

dont play wow anymore.. and 10 years thats it?

i joined in april '99, so i've known you for 10 years now..thats crazy

jesus man its like 11 years or more for me, thats unreal, and chappy afterlife for u buddy!

Homosaurusrex

chappy your fat... ice i <3 you... hopefully by the time d3 comes out ill find a wife with a good job and have my dream job of house dad that ive always wanted

Twenty fucking three!

I do like how the 09/09/09 date is 666 upside down though. I can't imagine a more perfect day for Diablo 3 to hit.

Yeah. Ideally I'm sure they'd love to aim for that date but Blizzard releases their games when they're ready. There's no way it'll be this September. SC2 won't even be this September and D3 has to be at least a year behind SC2 in the development stage.

ice just jizzed in his pants
gaurenteed

Dis' here game should be tight, TIGHT I SAY! I am personally excited and will be here if we have a division for the game.

BTW: heya HK how you been?

I highly doubt it will be out this September. I would need a lot more proof.

Lol there's no way it'll be out this September. We'll be lucky to get 1.13 by then lol.

I'd definitely roll with FA on this one. Not gonna say that I won't disband a month or so later after FAPolitics star getting involved and members outside of the norm lose interest. After disbanding I will undoubtedly go a guild known for ruthless PVP destruction and all who knew me will fear me. All who know of my name will want to know me, just to understand my systematic style of ruthless disobedience to the moral system that all other bring to the game in the online environment.

Should be fun!

just like old times huh

yes. yes it will.

everyone watch out pats got his e dick out again and i think ryan and him are both out of slim fast O NOOOOOOS

lol nice

lol everyones coming out of the woodwork

I switched to Southbeach and pilates.