Bladder Cops
 

Hey guys I know this is just a little bit off topic from games but I need suggustions. I am off probation in 3 months but I really miss smoking herb. Is there and ways around drug testings without using "clean urine products?" If so let me know. Danx!

Get a friend to piss and save it hahaha. My friends mom used to randomly drug test him and he kept his brothers piss in a bottle under his sink. Redicoulous. But it fucking worked lol.

Until his brother started smoking (oO) lol

Smoking Crack.

Nope until his mom stopped hounding his ass for drug tests. He went to rehab. And litterally the day he got out he smokes. Hes quite the moron.

Get a friend to piss for you and "sack it", or stick it under an armpit. Best ways to do that are using a really clean shampoo bottle or use a condom without spemicide n' shit it in, and just tie it off. If you are a pretty active person you can usually get it out in 2 to 3 weeks EASY, so long as you stick to a running schedule, and drink alot of water. If you try the latter, make sure you actually stick to the running, otherwise you'll fuck yourself and they'll getya. Another thing to remember is that, most probation tests will differentiate a females piss from a males, so try to get a dudes piss. Few tests, will actually look for for cleaning agents and de-tox's, so those are usually your best bet, but as you probably know, that shit is expensive.

If you're really desperate you can drink small amounts of bleach over the course of a few days. Just don't over do it. It works, but I wouldn't suggest it.

yEAH thanks for your input guys, although you can't use other piss, since there is the people with the good jobs of watching...but Im sticking with the running and drinking, i have vitamin pills that make my piss like yellow so i drink alot of water and take that ( so basically its all water) and another method i have to try is someone was talking about eating somekind of perservative stuff, i dunno but i guess it workd, thanks ya'll.