Haircut!
 

> A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long
> before I can
> get a haircut?"
> The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
> "About 2
> hours"
> The guy left.
>
> A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and
> asked, "How
> long before I can get a haircut?"
> The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
> The guy left.
>
> A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
> "How long
> before I can get a haircut?"
> The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a
> half."The guy left.
>
> The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a
> favor. Follow
> that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has
> to wait for
> a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
>
> A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing
> hysterically. The
> barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"
>
> Bob looked up, wipes the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

Hahahahaha

yay...:whatever:


so is he askin the time so he knows how long he has with his wife? couldnt he just look at how long the store was open...or what if the haircut he got was with a different person and the guy went home early! and the guy magically had a shotgun under his coat...and was allready pissed off from work! OMGZ

lol, I'm doin that!