porters advice
 

well guys since i was tired of seeing batman stupid fuckin football post but ya last night i got a little hammered at a kick back i had at my house then my ex gf was there and i spat some mad game and then we started to engage in some u know that stuff ill just refer to cacin and then after the second round i accidently called her the name of the girl i have this mad crush on, and the ex ran out and ya i wake up this morning with a massive head ache and ya noticed some sort of big stain on my sheets and ya. well my advice is dont try to get over a girl u have a mad crush on by getting hammered and cacin ur ex so to all have a good day or night it depepends when u read it but ya dont be a porter exect always wear a daaaaashiki

hahahahahahahaha amen!

lol, that batman and his football posts...

Now lets get this right. Everyone thinks this is Porter's fault for saying the wrong girl's name but it isn't his fault at all. It is 100% her fault.

She is the one that made him put a bag over his head, so how would he have any idea who she was?

ya thats right how the fuck did u find out well thats almost as funny as batmans attempt to play football