Me and my girlfriend like to argue in public and get people to look at us. It's fucking hilarious. This one time we were standing in line at the grocery store and she was like "WHAT THE FUCK, CHASE?!" and I was like "What?!" Her: "Why the fuck are you standing in line with me? Go stand in that line in case it moves faster." Me: "FINE!" I proceed to the other line. Some older lady leans over and whispers to my gf. "You tell him, honey."
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