women????

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TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: I Froze to Death.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2nd woman: How Horrible!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
>>>>>> cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
>>>>>> death. What about you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
>>>>>> that my
>>>>>> husband was cheating on me so I came home early to catch him,
>>>>>> but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
>>>>>> somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her.
>>>>>> I ran up into the attic and searched,and then down into the basement.
>>>>>> Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I
>>>>>> kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
>>>>>> exhausted that I
>>>>>> just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer --- we'd
>>>>>> both still be alive.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: I Froze to Death.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2nd woman: How Horrible!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
>>>>>> cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
>>>>>> death. What about you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
>>>>>> that my
>>>>>> husband was cheating on me so I came home early to catch him,
>>>>>> but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
>>>>>> somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her.
>>>>>> I ran up into the attic and searched,and then down into the basement.
>>>>>> Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I
>>>>>> kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
>>>>>> exhausted that I
>>>>>> just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer --- we'd
>>>>>> both still be alive.

[Lethal]

Heard it before, still good though.