Get a friend to piss for you and "sack it", or stick it under an armpit. Best ways to do that are using a really clean shampoo bottle or use a condom without spemicide n' shit it in, and just tie it off. If you are a pretty active person you can usually get it out in 2 to 3 weeks EASY, so long as you stick to a running schedule, and drink alot of water. If you try the latter, make sure you actually stick to the running, otherwise you'll fuck yourself and they'll getya. Another thing to remember is that, most probation tests will differentiate a females piss from a males, so try to get a dudes piss. Few tests, will actually look for for cleaning agents and de-tox's, so those are usually your best bet, but as you probably know, that shit is expensive.
If you're really desperate you can drink small amounts of bleach over the course of a few days. Just don't over do it. It works, but I wouldn't suggest it.
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