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Old 09-14-2006, 10:06 PM   #1  
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Calmness in our lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before lea ving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Crown Royal, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:21 PM   #2  
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LOL, i was really laughing at this shit. Had to tell the wife, she was laughing too.
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Old 09-15-2006, 02:40 AM   #3  
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lmao that was fuckin great. Gf loved it.
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Old 09-16-2006, 11:34 AM   #4  
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lol that was good. Mom loved it.


But no seriously, that was pretty good.
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Old 09-16-2006, 03:40 PM   #5  
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ahaha, noobs joke was just as good
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Old 09-16-2006, 10:07 PM   #6  
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