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Old 02-28-2008, 05:48 PM   #1  
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Default lol, found this on myspace

I thought some of these were hilarious. Here's how it works... go to Google, type in your name and the word needs. . and whatever is the 1st result to come back is what you post. It's hillarious! try it!!

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Renee needs... to gain weight (WHATEVAH!!!)

Brian needs... to communicate more effectively and stop being negative

Edie needs....A green frog costume by Friday

Randa needs......to update.

Jennifer needs...... a smack daddy ( SWEET! )

Amanda Needs....to pee! (hahahaaaa)

Megan needs...a case study of Megan (I'm beginning to think that I do,

Vinnie needs to come to Wakarusa!

Julie needs early start

Jeff needs to fix my cocker! (Say what)

Denise needs her mouth wired shut!

Doreen needs a few testers

Michele needs to be healed desperately!!!!!

Kelly needs her brother back stage. (WTF I don't have a brother.) I really need to get this kid out of me.

Unfortunately when Betsy needs everyone the most, no one is there for her; everyone has disappeared, leaving the Queen of the Vampires alone (oh, yeah, with all her many shoes! Great fluff stories)

Robin needs help going down hill...... (?)

Moe needs; Moe's Southwest Grill is open and rockin' in Ithaca and we need to add another manager to our team. Management duties may include Catering Sales...

JAMIE NEEDS.....MEN BEHAVING BADLY! ( SWEET.....I'LL TAKE IT!)

Andrea needs...... help finder stalker songs..... that's original

Alyssa needs.. to learn to be a better bitch

Lyndsay needs...to fire her mom. (I think they spelled Lindsay Lohans name wrong...)

Tina needs....a slower pace

Jamie needs.... a kid

Erica needs......Erica should chill-ax hehe.

Dennis needs... to shit.. hahaha

Lindsay Needs....a new booze sponcer for her birthday bash...( how convenient..my birthday is saturday)

Cindy needs- to rub some good lotion!!! lol

Michelle needs- your help...... LMAO

Doug needs- Money (no shit)

Brianne needs> a home :(

April Needs: your vote!

Donna Needs: Two hands to keep things steady (ha ha, aint that the truth)

Lauren needs: Attention

Teresa needs: To stay off the Sauce!!

SHARI NEEDS:TO STAY OFF THE LIP LINER

Lacey needs....nutritional info and shopping sites... I just shoppped in Puerto Rico, oh well let's go!

Diane needs: a pigfoot and a bottle of beer, some reefer and some gin, and crawlin' kingsnake

MIKE-- I DONT NEED CHURCH TO LIVE A MORAL LIFE

Amanda needs to get help busting skulls, not new friends.

Jenn~ jenn needs a new boyfriend...interesting.....hmmm...


Cindi needs a good strong drink!!! HA HA

Jessica needs coffee----- except I hate coffee......

Stacy needs unconditional love from her boyfriend...wow huh.....i did.....
i like the second one better......Stacy needs sex ;)

lol mine is so true
melissa needs to take a break lol

jason needs TO SHUT UP!!!
apparently the internet isnt too fond of me. whaterver, you suck internet!!

LORI NEEDS....A REAL MAN...(BUT WAIT I THINK I FOUND HIM ALREADY SO THE INTERNET WAS WRONG!!!)

Alicia needs to let Jeremy take full responsibility for his ...

Sheri needs to show up in game 3 and stop getting burnt by Alicia


Marie needs your help :-).

Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman (LMAO)

Melinda Needs To Shape Up (LOL Isn't that the trouth!! LOL )

Melinda needs..... To shape up (lol :) )

Heather needs....MEN!!! (LOL)

AMANDA NEEDS.....wisdom and strength to do what is right.(and not kill a bitch lol)

Adam Needs a Shower Petition (aight, what the hell does this mean?)

becky needs...a cactus shoved up her vagina??? well that fuckin sucks.

jessi needs... a drink a tonite bitch! I def could use something

Melissa needs...at least 10 hrs. of sleep a day( that is the truth!)

Kelly needs..... her brother backstage (mine sucks)

Jarrod needs... a lip ring(LOL)

Christina needs....money- alot of it and fast!!!!!

Chad needs.....Money to buy weapons!! WTF??

Jennifer needs.... a smack daddy WTF?!?!? lol more like sugga daddy!!!

Grace needs.... ""constant care" yes i do hehe

Hailey needs...a boob job, to wear sexy Victorias Secret things.. oh yes! ;)

nicholas needs...a loving family......

Chuck needs more sleep and less hangover

Anna needs to be excused from class today

Sara needs a loving and playful home..........how true is that

Robert need to get the hell out of Afhanistan!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sabrina needs...her faith more than ever to make the right decision

Sherry needs.....THIS!!![Archive] 3d game man:kick forum

Brandy needs.....to keep the toughness inside, but look like a soft, supple model on the outside (wow a model??? when did that happen?)

Tammy needs... jack (and coke!!!!)

Bobbie needs... new shoes (hell yeah i do.. i'm going to vegas next week!)

Jennifer needs: a smack daddy. WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME

kEITH NEEDS: stupid evil bastard keith needs CONTENT, thats exactly what it says and no not my husband he is perfect

Kristy needs: to turn up the AC cause her hotness is about to burn the place down.

Jackie Needs: a Friend

Danielle needs: more self respect when it comes to the boys she chooses.

Maureen needs: a date- LMFAO how true!!

Dawnski needs ~ a live in personal trainer

Angie needs ~ an agent to become an actress ( huh? too funny)

Anthony needs {coaching in the game of life} - Already got it... lol..

Eva Needs~~~ Sex Lessons~~LOL....

Sara Needs ~~~ A Loving,Playful Home

Angel Needs~~~A ride (?!) hmmmmm

ALICIA NEEDS~~~~~MORE FUNKY BEATS

Tiffany needs ------- Tiffany needs to go back to being pregnant and funny(but since this answer made me a little sad and want to cry i'll include the funny one too) ------- tiffany needs bigger breasts(it's ok to laugh)

Cara needs a condom...(the first one it said was stupid..."Princess Cara needs lots of luggage for a 3 day trip")

Nikki needs.... a bath!

Jason Needs~~~~~ a Pismo. WTF is a Pismo?

Melissa needs to take a break (This is so true!!)
Jackie needs .....a friend. (not really)

angie needs to become an actress.( i always knew i was famous.)

Trisha needs assistance getting up from any sitting or lying position

Sandy needs...to be killed real soon! (thats just down right CRAZY)

Stepahnie needs...a sound proofed home to protect her.

Jessica Needs.... Coffee (Sounds good to me. o.O)

Ryan needs..... a bra, HAHAHAHA

Katelynn Needs.... a real man. <----Wow. This thing may actually work


This one is my favorite

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becky needs...a cactus shoved up her vagina??? well that fuckin sucks.

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Old 02-28-2008, 07:19 PM   #3  
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Jonathan needs meme too...

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