Corrupt Wishes

[Zin]

Granted, but your vocal cords are ripped out, your eyes put out, and your hands cut off so you have no way of communicating the knowledge to anyone.

I wish I could graduate from college this year.

[Spin]

Granted, but you find out that the diploma/degree is bogus as the school is a fraud and none of the credits are transferrable.

I wish it never got below 50 degrees Fahrenheit

[Sc0rPi0n]

Originally Posted by Zin

Granted, but your vocal cords are ripped out, your eyes put out, and your hands cut off so you have no way of communicating the knowledge to anyone.

I wish I could graduate from college this year.

Than it isn't granted

[Sc0rPi0n]

Originally Posted by Spin

Granted, but you find out that the diploma/degree is bogus as the school is a fraud and none of the credits are transferrable.

I wish it never got below 50 degrees Fahrenheit

Granted, but it never goes below 150 degrees F either

I wish I could move things with my mind

[SacredTbag]

Originally Posted by Sc0rPi0n

Granted, but it never goes below 150 degrees F either

I wish I could move things with my mind

granted. you can move your arms, legs, head, any body part, but you are too weak to effect the outer world.

i wish we didn't need sleep

[Sc0rPi0n]

Granted. Instead you have to be plugged into a receptacle

I wish to end world poverty

[IceBlade]

Granted, but you do so by killing half the globe.

I wish I were magically and went to Hogwarts.

[xGOxVEGANx]

Originally Posted by IceBlade

Granted, but you do so by killing half the globe.

I wish I were magically and went to Hogwarts.

Granted, but you are best friends with Neville and you are a half breed, your wand is in the form of a dildo, and every magic jelly bean you eat tastes of Dumbledores muff.

I wish I could fly.

[Spin]

Granted, but when u fly u cant breathe

I wish the sky was always blue

[ITH]

granted but your balls are constantly "blue" as well

i wish i could have a 10 minute orgasm