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Old 08-19-2006, 07:28 PM   #1  
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A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring,"he says, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. What chu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually,

in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want... Chicken wit broccori?"
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Old 08-21-2006, 03:09 AM   #2  
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HAHA but I'm chinese!!! FUCK THAT JOKE!!!!
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HAHA but I'm chinese!!! FUCK THAT JOKE!!!!
hmmm.... kevin seems like a very odd chinese name. now if your chinese IM JACKIE CHAN! OBEY ME!
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And I'm a fucking cookie! SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!
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And I'm a fucking cookie! SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmm. since when do cookies have dicks? well actully i know. goto my sick cookie topic :D
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Lawlercockonskatezzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sure.........
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stfu naruto fag
shut the fuck up mr. fucked up chinese named milk drinker! lol jk (anthough i love milk)
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Old 08-22-2006, 12:46 AM   #10  
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